masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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generalvonfan:

I had some really vivid dreams about Bill Cipher last night so this came about

generalvonfan:

I had some really vivid dreams about Bill Cipher last night so this came about

ssalbulre:

Oh, my terrible English skill. Somebody help me.

my mom burned my scalp on the flat iron and it feels so bad

wecansexy:

superdiduper:

euh

THERE IT IS

wecansexy:

superdiduper:

euh

THERE IT IS

revtomdildomolar:

revtomdildomolar:

call 911

#BRIEF ? GRUNKLE?? FUCKING???????????
brief grunkle fucking

awkwardthuggin:

Nicki is not feeling it

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

snoia:

WHITE PEOPLE ghetto words:

  • weaves
  • ratchet
  • laqueesha
  • twerk

REAL GENUINE ghetto words:

  • dumb doo doo evil head
  • twenty seven
  • mitosis